The winner was...
...Tom Brady, and that's clearly because good looks were part of the package he received when he murdered Chandra Levy and sacrificed her remains to Satan. But the second-place finisher was...
...Ben Roethlisberger? Huh?
I'm no expert on what women like, but I would think that there are other quarterbacks in the league who are better looking than Ben Roethlisberger, such as, say, Drew Brees...
Matt Ryan...
or Kyle Orton...
(Okay, maybe not Kyle Orton.)
2 comments:
I think part of it is the different camps. Ben Roethlisberger has that blue collar sort of "cuteness" (not in that picture) but he definitely is a response to Tom Brady. I mean if you asked me I'd vote Ben over Tom. As for Drew Brees, despite the hilarious picture you've provided of Drew Brees, he still looks better than he does now. Have you seen that dude's hair. He is putting my dad's combover to shame.
And as you said, "Totally not gay because it's football but Depeche Mode is kickass."
I agree with Zach. Roethlisberger has his moments of cuteness, but that picture is NOT one of them. I still wouldn't put him second, though. What about Brady Quinn?
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