Last night, the Mariners reached out to the community of goddamn nerds, and provided attendees with the following bobblehead:

The Internet? In my baseball? It's more likely than you think! DO NOT WANT
(aside #1: are we transforming into a society that communicates entirely in image macros, a la Darmok and Jilad at Tanagra?)
(aside #2: it's no Funny Nose Eyeglasses Night.)
(aside #3: do you think that the guy who invented "Mr. T Ate My Balls" sometimes wishes he'd just written down the idea somewhere, then found it and posted it on the Internet ten years later?)