Monday, August 13, 2007

Mr. Potter will pay fifty cents on the dollar

Second Life, the slow-loading MMORPG that's become host to every perversion on the Internet, has been rocked by a bank closing. Apparently they didn't have enough real-life money to cover all the fake money that was deposited there.

It's time for the Great Virtual Depression! Watch for the six-breasted hermaphrodite foxes standing in line at virtual soup kitchens.

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