I am prone to the occasional bout of aphorismia, in which I come up with an idea and feel mentally compelled to refine it into the form of an aphorism. Such a bout occurred on my drive back from Boise yesterday, just after I went through Cascade. Here are the three products of that bout.
"Anyone who claims to be a free thinker is not a very deep thinker."
"This may be the first presidential election in which the candidates are promising us better weather."
"If there really are dick-waving contests, I hope they are judged not solely on length, but also on technical difficulty and artistic merit."