I should probably not be allowed to have children, given that the experts say that you're supposed to show them affection sometimes and I don't "do" affection.
Nevertheless, if someone insists I reproduce, I'm ready, because I'll have the help of Best Parent Ever. Maybe I won't be able to provide a nurturing environment to my offspring, but I will know where to get them Scandinavian highchairs and Indian homework drones.
(But I have been talked out of getting them pet owls.)
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