Sunday, November 23, 2008

Ready-made sports nicknames

Inspired by Jack "The Throwin' Samoan" Thompson, Shane "The Flyin' Hawaiian" Victorino, and Kevin "The Crushin' Russian" Kouzmanoff, I offer the following:

• The Hurtin' Albertan
• The Playin' Bruneian
• The Blockin' Moroccan
• The Skiin' Judean
• The Shakin' Jamaican
• The Sweatin' Breton
• The Bowlin' Angolan
• The Buryin' Hungarian
• The Bonkin' Sri Lankan
• The Lugin' Perugian
• The Tearin' Canberran
• The Scurryin' Manchurian

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