Thursday, January 1, 2009

Possible future roles for Sean Penn

• Remake of "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington," in which he is dragged off the Senate floor by NSA goons halfway through his universal health care filibuster and imprisoned without a trial. He dies in prison and inspires a revolution.

• Gandhi, who also cares very much about global warming and abortion rights.

• The Liberation Theology version of Jesus.

Billy Jack.

• Special Edition of "Shanghai Surprise," with a CNN-style ticker at the bottom displaying the cost of the war in Iraq and the devastation of Hurricane Katrina.

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