The Anchorage Police Department is full of very busy people. So busy, in fact, that they have created an abbreviation for the word "gone." (The abbreviation is "G.")
I was not in the car that responded to the guy with a shotgun chasing the kids who stole his bike, or the car that responded to the guy who was covered in poop and barricaded himself inside a room at the seedy hotel. But I did get to take one guy to the pokey. Don't drive with expired tags, kids: it gives the police PC to see if you're high on Xanax.
("PC" is another police abbreviation. I'm sure you guys can figure it out from context.)