At least they put it in writing

We have recently received a report that a property management company somewhere in this state has decided to implement a new animal policy in its leases.

Specifically, if the tenant is not home and the manager receives a complaint about the animal making noise, the manager reserves the right to enter the apartment, remove the animal, and euthanize it.

I wonder how they're going to put that in the brochures? "Pets Welcome! (but are subject to summary confiscation and execution)"

Oh, and regarding my TV show (see previous entry)? I think that when we cut to scenes of the dogged Department of Education investigator who is on Donny's tail, we should have an establishing shot that looks something like this.