Tuesday, September 23, 2008

At least they put it in writing

We have recently received a report that a property management company somewhere in this state has decided to implement a new animal policy in its leases.

Specifically, if the tenant is not home and the manager receives a complaint about the animal making noise, the manager reserves the right to enter the apartment, remove the animal, and euthanize it.

I wonder how they're going to put that in the brochures? "Pets Welcome! (but are subject to summary confiscation and execution)"

Oh, and regarding my TV show (see previous entry)? I think that when we cut to scenes of the dogged Department of Education investigator who is on Donny's tail, we should have an establishing shot that looks something like this.

No comments: