Is there still hope for politics?

Sadly, Salieri-endorsed Presidential candidate Gene Chapman has dropped out of the race to focus on his class-action suit against the government for conducting a census, or something.

But if you're Japanese, you still have fine candidates you can vote for. Take, for instance, Toyama Koichi, who is running on the "Destroy Japan" platform.

Or perhaps you would prefer Matayoshi "Jesus" Mitsuo, The Only God.