Here I'd thought that the Freemasons were this totally shadowy society of evil dedicated to subverting free will and conquering the world. This guy's disjointed page of images and quotes had convinced me of it. I only know one person who's admitted to Masonic ties, and frankly I think she'd take over the world if you let her.
But then I found the 1930 DeMoulin Brothers Catalog, dedicated to selling things to Masons, and from the looks of it, Masonic lodges seem to be dedicated basically to screwing around.
Enough with the bucking couch, and the giant kazoos, and the racist masks, and the exploding flowers, guys! We're trying to run a serious conspiracy here, goddamnit!