Monday, July 9, 2007

Have you tried Bayer Aspirin?

I'm defending a few personal injury cases for the city, and as a result, I've learned a little something about pain. Here's a short list of things that can cause back pain.

Being in a car accident.
Lifting things.
Swinging a golf club or a baseball bat.
Going to a clumsy chiropractor who gives you a push and knocks a disc out of place.
Being overweight.
Sitting down.
Sleeping on an old mattress.
Getting old.
Walking around.
Mellow-thighed chicks putting your spine out of place.
Reading about back pain.


1 comment:

Saravá! said...

Hey, Man!
Aw, Leave me alone, ya know!

*is genuinely suffering from back pain from trying to manoeuver his father, who is a full-time bed-case now. :{*