Every once in a while I read an article about how the Bush Administration has declared "war on science." It's articles like those which have inspired me to declare war on war metaphors. War on poverty, war on drugs, war on crime, war on terrorism, culture wars, war on science - can't we just fight a skirmish every once in a while? (I would also like to break with Freud at this time.)
Assuming arguendo that the President has declared war on science, we will be part of a multi-national coalition: Norway's Princess Märtha Louise is opening a psychic training school.
I don't read Norwegian (either kind) but the words "Holistisk Akademi" don't look promising.