Wednesday, July 25, 2007

It's pick on Scandinavia week here at the blog

How many of you have, at one point or another, owned a Lego police station?

(waits for show of hands)

Well, I sure did. My brother and I had the Pier Police. Plenty of Lego police around, even more if you count the soldiers who seemed to be responsible for locking up pirates.

But have you ever seen a Lego courthouse? No. No, you haven't. Because there isn't one. And you know what that means? That means that Legoland is a police state, where those accused of a crime can be imprisoned in tiny cells for life without a warrant, a trial, or a lawyer.

It's time to speak out against these minifigure rights abuses. I say we start contributing money to fund the freedom-fighters of the Blacktron movement, to rid the world of the oppressive Lego tyrants.

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