And he got published before me, too

My brother (who is younger than me) just got engaged. I was kinda hoping that my parents would pull a Taming of the Shrew and forbid him from marrying until he can find somebody crazy enough to marry me, but it looks like I'll have no such luck. I guess I'll have to take out my frustrations on him by planning a really lousy bachelor party. Chuck E. Cheese, perhaps?