Yeah, I probably should've watched the new "American Gladiators" from the get-go, considering I spent many an hour pinned to the TV watching the original on USA.
So I tuned in tonight to see if I could catch a glimpse of the next Wesley "Two Scoops" Berry.
I just saw a Gladiator pull a guy's fingers off of a ring while snarling "This little piggy went to market." AWESOME.
And while Lace was by far the hottest of the original Gladiators, there are two total babes among the current crew - the aptly-named Crush and my new TV girlfriend, Beth "Venom" Horn. Insert snake-related pun here.