I'm going crazy. Really, really crazy. Crazy enough that I'm always on the edge of dropping my usual smartassery and just screaming and crying and flipping out.
But it is comforting to know that there are people crazier than I am, like the guy who's decided to compile the Library of Halexandria. Seems that he couldn't get just one batshit insane theory: oh, no. He's subscribed to all of them, from "kids with dyslexia and ADD actually have superpowers" to Lord of the Rings is actually about the Sumerian gods, whom you can contact when you get on a higher astral plane" to "the world is secretly run by international bankers." (And what religion would these bankers be?)