Beware

What is the most dangerous thing, according to the Internet?

• "There's nothing more dangerous than organised hippies"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than a minister who's being 'bold'"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than a firstgrader"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than a pregnant woman"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than a retarded bear"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than an unsharp knife"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than a bunch of logical sentences"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than a heroic stereotype"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than teaching someone a couple of impractical techniques and then telling them that they're invincible and should go and pick a fight on the next street corner"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than singing a love song to an old girlfriend when the new girlfriend is around"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than a shallow-thinking compassionate person"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than a couple whose children are finally off the family dole"
• "There's nothing more dangerous than walking on slippery or wet rocks"