Three propositions for my readers to debate in the comments.
1. RESOLVED, that the best of the Geico "real celebrity" advertisements is the one with Peter Frampton.
2. RESOLVED, that wearing sneakers to the airport is preferable to wearing loafers because the possibility of having to run for your flight outweighs the convenience of being able to slip your shoes off for security.
3. RESOLVED, that any part played by Cary Elwes could have been played equally well by Tim Curry.