Wednesday, May 7, 2008

An extended "In Russia" joke

In case you haven't heard, the 2014 Winter Olympics are scheduled to be held in the Black Sea town of Sochi, and they've got a bit of preparation to do, starting with roads, electricity, and sewage.

What can we expect from the Games six years from now?

• Steam-powered Zambonis
• Opening Ceremonies to include missile trucks
• Biathletes facing return fire from angry Chechens
• Israeli team closely monitored by security, to make sure they don't steal any Christian babies
• Due to equipment failure, ice dancing replaced by slush dancing
• New demonstration event: all-in brawling
• Some misunderstanding over the meaning of the word "mogul"
• About the same amount of corruption as usual

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