I have previously informed you about the Eurovision song contest, traditionally home to brainless pop acts, which in recent years has become a self-parody. In 2006, Finland scored a record-setting victory with Lordi's death-metal opus "Hard Rock Hallelujah."
This year, Ireland said "the hell with this." They're sending a turkey puppet. If Dustin the Turkey carries the day it will be difficult for future acts to find a more bizarre angle.